+1 piece of space mercenary garbage

[monology]

HELLO ALL, Caitie here bringing you Felix from Red vs Blue, a.k.a. that web series about a bunch of space soldiers who are terrible at their jobs yet somehow routinely save the day. Felix is not one of those soldiers. He is very, very good at his job and has the confidence to go with it.

(That's the actual line, he literally says that.)

He's also a terrible, terrible person! Turns out a guy who will literally take any job as long as he's paid well doesn't exactly have the strongest set of morals. Who could've guessed. He also loves to (hear himself) talk, so he can get pretty annoying as well! Felix will be staying in apartment #3.3 and if you need to contact me for any reason, you can hit me up at agentmaine!

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[monology]

Maybe. Gotta prove ur worth my time