a thousand pardons........................

[sassed]

hello haven my name is owlie and this is james bond in a past life

or he very well could be! his name is haytham kenway, and he's from that game about assassins and templars and apples, assassin's creed! haytham is 50% gentleman, 50% bag of douchery-- a very skilled killer, london born and filled to the britches with sass. he's now, or was, living in colonial amurica, before and during the american revolution! he also many moons ago met the most beautiful woman in the world, thus becoming responsible for creating that derp who loves freedom you have running around skinning your bears. so, hello, son, your father's here to embarrass you. walking around holding your hand and carrying about #1 dad mugs. i'll be taking him from sequence 9, "a bitter end", and he will be with those in apartment #2.005!

he's also got some other things going on......................... hi brotherhood

haytham is very new to me, so if there are any problem, please do hit me up on his hmd post! my plurk is here, so feel free to add! :)

Comments

[you_dont_work_alone]

I think you are awesome for rping him XD

[sassed]

i hope i do well, then! uwu

[eaglecocktail]

dat title omg, yes.

[nationless]

oh my god dad #stahp!! you're so embarrassing.

and now Connor gets to try and explain to a bunch of master assassins why it would be better to maybe have a truce instead of trying to kill you
including the one living in the same room as you..........

[posturing]

You know Connor therefore I will admittedly trust you and this will go over just fine.

[nationless]

KORRA NO!!!

[posturing]

KORRA YES

[sassed]

KORRA

[posturing]

OLD GUY

[sassed]

u mad son

[sassed]

never little man. never.

ohmygoodness................

[sassed]

this will be all too sweet

[sassed]

and a thousand pardons to you too, great great great great grandson

[likeadisease]

James Bond in a past life? But one of that guy is bad enough :|

Hi I'm Cass and I play a goddamn James Bond villain

Also Tarrlok from Legend of Korra, who is also about 50/50 on the gentleman/douche line and they might get along provided that Tarrlok never finds out about what a bad father Haytham is...

[sassed]

i'm not old


the grey gives a man charm

[sassed]

hello cass! *u* looking forward to playing with you!

sldjfsklj he subtly tries to be a good dad, he can get points for that!!!

[disfavored]

Tarrlok has a very low tolerance for any bad dad-ery. Much like 90% of the Avatar universe, in which goods dads are about as common unicorns.

BETTER BE ON YOUR BEST FATHERLY BEHAVIOR although Connor is hanging out with stupid Korra, so Tarrlok probably won't be asking for his opinion on anyone anytime soon

[eaglecocktail]

no. he will take your thousand pardons and shove them in your face you stinky--- uhhh. 8Ua stinky face, yes.

i'd say the other word but i remembered how you didn't want to spoil anyone, so!!!

[posturing]

[nationless]

IT WILL BE A GLORIOUS HOT MESS

c: hit me up wherever you decide to intro Haytham I will be on that so fast omg

[permissible]

ROOMIE


/HOLDS YOUR FACE


/LEERS DEEPLY INTO YOUR EYES

[permissible]

anyway hello owlie!! im nika, the altair player, and i also play caliborn from homestuck. my excite is unmeasurable, tbh, so welcome to the game i hope you have fun!!!

[posturing]

murder charm

[sassed]

i'll let you know asap yo ;w; i really can't wait!!

[sassed]

SIDE EYES...............